Total Medals Earned: 1,327 (From 174 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,930 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 22/23 (515/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (275/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (290/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (215/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.